Apparently upset that a young African-American male was not able to rob a convenience store, assault its owner, and attempt to murder a police officer with impunity, the NAACP recently issued a travel advisory warning African-Americans not to travel to Missouri.
Of course, Missourians should feel guilty that their law enforcement officers do not just lay back while their service weapons are taken from them and used against them. After all, it is 2017, and law and order are so passé and reactionary.
Juvenal would like to be the first to commend the NAACP for its bold action, and would also like to suggest that its action is not bold enough. Let us hope that the NAACP and other right-minded organizations will extend this travel advisory, and tell prospective immigrants and would-be refugees that they should reconsider their plans to relocate to the United States. America’s reactionaries should be left alone to wallow in guilt over their selfish insistence on law and order.
For this reason, Juvenal humbly asks @NAACP to extend its travel advisory and Make American Guilty Again.